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I can't take credit for writing this - don't even know
who did - but I thought it was hysterical!
SIGNS YOU HAVE JOINED THE WRONG MLM 1. You see
a newspaper ad selling your products and distributor kits at 2. You distributor application number is 0000001. 3. The first fifty seats at the corporate conference are reserved for the Attorneys General. 4. The company
highly discourages correspondence using the United States 5. There's a
framed picture of Carlo Ponzi in the home-office reception 6. Your company's annual cruise is held on the Cuyahoga River in Cleveland. 7. You notice your CEO's picture on the wall when you go to pick up your mail. 8. The keynote speaker at your corporate convention is the CEO of Enron. 9. Your product order comes packed with real peanuts. 10. The spokesperson on your company's prospecting video is Pee Wee Herman. 11. You send
the fee for your distributor kit to the first name on the 12. The home-office
has a reserved parking place with a sign FDA Parking 13. The distributor application is a three-by-five card... 14. The nutritional
company's new audio tape is written and narrated by 15. You ask
your upline sponsor what the products cost and he says it 16. The commission checks are hand written. 17. The car bonus is a 1988 or prior used pink Cadillac. 18. The distributor application has areas for fingerprints and prison records. 19. The four
hour opportunity meeting concludes and you still don't know 20. The theme
at the corporate conference is We have Been 21. The distributor
kit includes a do-it-yourself divorce booklet and a 22. The catchy
little phrase on your product packing slip is From Our 23. Sponsor has a whiteboard permanently mounted in his living room. 24. You ask
your sponsor if the company is a pyramid and he responds, No, 25. You find
a special department at Goodwill for your company's products.
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Quartermire ------------------------ ...Finally I talked to Debbi Bressler. Debbi has all of the marketing knowledge AND the practical experience to help apply it to a home business. If you want to save yourself time, money, and aggravation, call Debbi. It's much easier to learn how to play the game when you have a coach who knows what they're doing. Scott
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